The Moof Milkers
2026★ 0.0 (0 votes)·156 min
With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.
Peter Bonavitaas NarratorCraig Cackowskias Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral GulchPatrick Cotnoiras NarratorDavid Dastmalchianas Kylo RenEric Edelsteinas ChewbaccaJoJo Ginnas R2-D2Dana Gouldas Supreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)Taran Killamas Poe Dameron/General HuxHal Lublinas Bala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/BranceVic Michaelisas Rey/Obi-Wan KenobiLaraine Newmanas Maz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice Gil Ozeri: BB-8Connor Ratliffas Retired Filmmaker George LucasAlex Robinsonas NarratorKevin Smithas Han SoloRich Sommeras Luke Skywalker/RathtarAlex Song-Xiaas Korr Sella/Snap Wesley/First Order Officer/GA-97/Medic/Stormtrooper/Vober And/Tasu LeechWil Wheatonas C-3P0Lou Wilsonas FN-2187/FinnDaphne Zunigaas General Leia Organa