Born April 2, 1969
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.
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Midsomer Murders
1997 · ★ 7.5
Death in Paradise
2011 · ★ 7.5
Skins
2007 · ★ 8.1
Top of the Pops
1964 · ★ 6.7
Silent Witness
1996 · ★ 7.5
Father Brown
2013 · ★ 7.6
Waterloo Road
2006 · ★ 7.1
Brassic
2019 · ★ 8.4
The Gentlemen
2024 · ★ 7.8
Celebrity Juice
2008 · ★ 6.6
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005 · ★ 7.2
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994 · ★ 8.0
Soldier Soldier
1991 · ★ 6.8
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011 · ★ 5.3
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996 · ★ 7.1
Pie in the Sky
1994 · ★ 8.4
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002 · ★ 6.2
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022 · ★ 6.4
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011 · ★ 6.0
Plebs
2013 · ★ 7.2
Captivated
2024 · ★ 6.5
McDonald & Dodds
2020 · ★ 7.6
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017 · ★ 6.1
Cold Feet
1998 · ★ 7.7
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005 · ★ 7.1
Murder in Mind
2001 · ★ 8.3
Shooting Stars
1993 · ★ 7.7
Art Detectives
2025 · ★ 7.0
Murder Most Horrid
1991 · ★ 6.9
The Weakest Link
2021 · ★ 6.0
Celebrity Mastermind
2003 · ★ 6.0
Kingdom
2007 · ★ 7.1
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014 · ★ 7.2
Fackham Hall
2025 · ★ 6.7
Grimsby
2016 · ★ 6.0
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003 · ★ 8.0
Inkheart
2008 · ★ 6.3
Catchphrase
2013 · ★ 4.0
It's Only TV But I Like It
1999 · ★ 6.5
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018 · ★ 10.0
Through the Keyhole
2013 · ★ 6.0
The Fast Show
1994 · ★ 7.8
Shane the Chef
2018 · ★ 0.0
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003 · ★ 7.0
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019 · ★ 7.8
Harry
1993 · ★ 5.3
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012 · ★ 0.0
Blackpool
2004 · ★ 6.9
New Street Law
2006 · ★ 6.6
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000 · ★ 6.8
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011 · ★ 6.3
Men Behaving Badly
1992 · ★ 7.2
Sooty
2011 · ★ 7.5
The Day Today
1994 · ★ 8.2
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016 · ★ 6.4
Angela and Friends
2009 · ★ 5.0
Paul Merton: The Series
1991 · ★ 6.0
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994 · ★ 7.8
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008 · ★ 0.0
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008 · ★ 4.0
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001 · ★ 7.0
Monkey Trousers
2005 · ★ 7.5
Celebrity Lingo
2022 · ★ 7.3
Nightborn
2026 · ★ 0.0
24 Hour Party People
2002 · ★ 7.0
Strange Hill High
2013 · ★ 6.5
The Mimic
2013 · ★ 5.7
Blue Heaven
1992 · ★ 6.3
Crapston Villas
1995 · ★ 7.5
Coogan's Run
1995 · ★ 6.4
Dodger
2022 · ★ 5.9
Fist of Fun
1995 · ★ 7.0
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997 · ★ 6.4
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002 · ★ 7.0
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
2013 · ★ 7.5
Roger Roger
1998 · ★ 9.0
This Morning
1988 · ★ 5.2
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016 · ★ 7.5
Fat Slags
2004 · ★ 3.4
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013 · ★ 6.5
Dog Loves Books
2020 · ★ 0.0
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021 · ★ 5.8
Dying Laughing
2017 · ★ 6.4
Mobile
2007 · ★ 4.0
Born Romantic
2000 · ★ 6.0
Last Train to Christmas
2021 · ★ 5.5
Flower Pot Men
1952 · ★ 8.7
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024 · ★ 8.0
Celebrity Puzzling
2025 · ★ 0.0
Big Top
2009 · ★ 2.0
Pond Life
1996 · ★ 7.2
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995 · ★ 6.7
The World of Lee Evans
1995 · ★ 7.0
The Flint Street Nativity
1999 · ★ 5.9
Northern Soul
2014 · ★ 5.8
Billionaire Boy
2016 · ★ 5.7
Heads or Tails
2009 · ★ 5.0
Saturday Live
1996 · ★ 0.0
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019 · ★ 6.8
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994 · ★ 9.0
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022 · ★ 7.0
Station Jim
2001 · ★ 7.5
Dog Eat Dog
2001 · ★ 5.3
Up 'n' Under
1998 · ★ 5.2
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016 · ★ 7.1
Ted & Ralph
1998 · ★ 7.0
Ghosthunting With...
2006 · ★ 0.0
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015 · ★ 2.5
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
2003 · ★ 0.0
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010 · ★ 8.4
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012 · ★ 9.0
Dangerous Lady
1995 · ★ 0.0
Engineering the World Rally
2007 · ★ 0.0
The Road to Coronation Street
2010 · ★ 7.1
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996 · ★ 10.0
The Weekenders
1992 · ★ 8.5
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020 · ★ 6.5
You Are Here
1998 · ★ 8.0
The Lock Up
2011 · ★ 0.5
The Dealer
2006 · ★ 0.0
The People Before
2025 · ★ 5.6
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994 · ★ 7.7
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022 · ★ 0.0
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021 · ★ 0.0
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024 · ★ 0.0
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020 · ★ 0.0
7 Up & Me
2019 · ★ 7.5
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009 · ★ 9.0
Dementamania
2013 · ★ 4.4
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999 · ★ 0.0
Pulp
2013 · ★ 6.0
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023 · ★ 8.0
Roger Roger
1996 · ★ 0.0
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012 · ★ 6.0
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007 · ★ 10.0
The Power of Darts
2013 · ★ 0.0
The People's Vet
2018 · ★ 0.0
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993 · ★ 8.0
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994 · ★ 8.0
The Dead Good Show
1992 · ★ 0.0
Help Point
2013 · ★ 8.0
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020 · ★ 6.5
Best Year Ever
2022 · ★ 0.0
The Fast Show Live
1998 · ★ 8.0
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
— · ★ 0.0
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997 · ★ 5.0
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023 · ★ 0.0
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025 · ★ 8.0
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016 · ★ 0.0
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022 · ★ 8.0
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019 · ★ 0.0
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021 · ★ 0.0
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
— · ★ 8.0
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017 · ★ 0.0
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm
2019 · ★ 0.0