
Two and a Half Men
“Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.”
CBS
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

“Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.”
CBS
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Season 1
24 episodes · 2003
Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.

Season 2
24 episodes · 2004
Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.

Season 3
24 episodes · 2005
Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.

Season 4
24 episodes · 2006
Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.

Season 5
19 episodes · 2007
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

Season 6
24 episodes · 2008
The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

Season 7
22 episodes · 2009
Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

Season 8
16 episodes · 2010
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

Season 9
24 episodes · 2011
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Season 10
23 episodes · 2012
Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

Season 11
22 episodes · 2013
When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

Season 12
16 episodes · 2014
In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.